BUBBLES IN YOUR COFFEE
I was stirring sugar into Mother's second cup of coffee this morning and said, "You have bubbles in your coffee this morning." (The wives tale is that if you have bubbles in your coffee, you will come into some money.)
Mother replied, "That's funny because you told me that a few days ago."
I said, "Well you do have a load of money in there."
She said, "Yes, but it's been there for a week or two. I guess I will have to pull some more teeth."
To which we both laughed.